Kingdom of Heaven (sort of)
WORLD DOMINATION

What can I say, I'm a Meglomaniac.

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As of right now, plans to divide the world under regional governors are still not final. The following is a list of people who are cleared for some rulership.

Emperor Mattimus V (?)-Germania
Andrew the Great-France & Iberia
Sir Sean Egan Esq.-Western Russia
Princess Erica-Switzerland
Don the Wise-Southeast Asia
The God of Chocolate-Italy
Piela
Caroline
Chev-South Pacific
Angeli
Jackie
Gay Anus-Israel
Empreress Debbs-Central Australia
Misstress of Chickens-China
Sheri-Eastern Europe
Pi the Viking Queen-Manhattan

All holdings, as mentioned before, are still subject to change. Titles may change accordingly, and if you have one and I don't have it down, please tell me.


This is the basic layout of my plan to conquer the world:
I am currently enrolled in a school of science, studying microbiology. Upon graduation, I should have the knowledge to do one of two things. To either manipulate genes in humans and other creatures belonging to the animalia kingdom, so that I can create humans with superior genetic make-ups. For example, a ground warrior who has bear DNA to achieve more physical strength, and feline and certain avarian DNA to achieve superior vision. With these soliders, I will take over a central African nation, as they will offer minimal resistance, and from there spread across the globe. The second option is to develop a virus or bacteria, resistant to current medicines, chronic but mostly non-fatal, and develop a vaccine and cure to this disease. I will vaccinate myself, along with any followers I have, before infecting the rest of the world. Then, with my followers, I will go from country to country, demanding fealty. If fealty is not given, infected indivisuals will be herded together and kept in a prison state until either submitting to my will or I kill them. Certain countries and/or cities will be destroyed, regardless of how fast they submit, although the citizens will be given the chance to leave.
Once most of the industrialized world in under my control, the rest of the world will fall into line or be destroyed. Most countries, especially those who quickly submit to me, will be given autonomy under one of my regional governors and their laws will be only miniumally altered. From there, a new standard of society will be introduced into the current society, one based on logic and reality. By this point in time, a great deal of the resources of Earth will be close to depletion, therefore, massive efforts will go into space and deep sea exploration. The colonization of the Moon and Mars will be high priorities. Also, medicical research into memory transplants will be highly encouraged, because by the time the Moon is colonized, I should be nearing death. If all goes well, then my mind/memory will be transplanted into another body, younger and more healthy than that of the one I have been spending the last several decades.
Upon my death, I shall have my body butchered for spare organs, the rest burnt, and then my ashes used in some fashion or another. Where my capital is, a grand statue, roughly thirty feet tall, shall be constructed.
And that is my plan for taking over the world.


To the Federal Government: Please keep in mind that during no such time will I destroy the autonomy of the United States, nor endanger the lives of its citizens.